Hat, Vortex Veteran

Did you serve your country during the greatest time in the history of the internet by starting sh!t in "TCL" late into the night? Did you ever type "USE THE SEARCH BUTTON"? Know the meaning of "Crub" and "Fents"? You survived the great purge, you fought countless forum battles, and you’ve seen lumber stacked on a Jetta until it tested the load limits of modern tires. Show your kids that you were there when community actually meant something. Wear this with honor, and thank you for your service. 

Colors: Almost Black, with sewn on embroidered patch.

Crafted from 100% cotton this mid-profile, unstructured lightweight 5 panel cap features an infinitely adjustable metal clasp and projects that "been there done that" dad vibe.